Monday, October 1, 2012

Goddess Frigga Caption 001

So I had a few minutes and came across this pic in my Twitter feed, so I thought I'd try my hand at captioning. Let me know what you think!
Carrey was having a hard time figuring out what was different. Her husband had promised her a quick weight loss via some computer program he called "MasterPC," and that was the only thing that kept her from filing for divorce when she found out he wanted to be a girl.
Now, here she was making out with her feminized husband, somehow far, far more turned on than she ever had been when her husband had been male.
"Still thinking about divorce, love?"
"Divorce? God, no!" Carrey replied, "I'm so horny all I can think about is fucking
you!"
"Hopefully that's not all. Now that I've got a pussy, I was hoping we could bring home a couple of big, hard cocks to fuck us side by side!"
Carrey's arousal soared, completely unaware that she'd been programmed to be turned on by any suggestion of sex her girly husband suggested.

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